superman & an interview

After reading my sister in law's interview for Father's Day i just had too.  i am a total sucker for the "things" kids say.... The darned-est thing! (as southerners say) so here goes......
C: will be my biggest baby, Charlie
S: will be my middle baby, Sam
and well, as you know, whitmore doesn't talk but loves his daddy to pieces!

Boys, what is your favorite thing EVER about your Daddy?
C: i just love to play with him
Like what?
C: well, we play trucks..he loves trucks... we do a lot of wrestling together, thats what we do... WRESTLE! oh and he likes to pretend he is a horsey
S: books
Your favorite thing to do with daddy is read books?
S: eeesss (that is yes for you non-knowers) mama, books and Jesus
you mean when Daddy sings you Jesus loves me before bed?
S: eess mama, Jesus and baseball too

How old is your daddy?
C: like a 3 and a 1, is that 15 mama?
S: two-wah!!!!
Gosh boys, is that old, is daddy old?
C: no mama, he is JUST 15!!
S: uh,huh!
C: he is NOT old sam, you baby head, he is just a little older thats ALL.

What does Daddy do at his work?
C: he just works, like some one brings him money and he just keeps on working
S: he goes to mimi's house

What makes your daddy laugh like crazy?
C: when he gives us spankings (hee hee hee- dying laughing)
          Dear young people, is this when i should have typed LOL?
S: tricks, playing tricks

What is daddy's favorite thing to do?
C: he loves to play games
S: give spankings
Like what?
C: he loves i-spy and he ALWAYS picks something blue
Sam besides giving you spankings what makes daddy smile?
S: coming to the house, playing with mommy

what does daddy love to Eat?
S: okras
like fried okra, sam?
S: no, its just okras mama
C: we both love chicken, we eat a lot of chicken

Daddy's favortie tv show?
C: basketball
S: spiderman, i don't see spiderman.... (voice getting panic.....and louder) where is spiderman mama? batman? EEEKKKKK!

Who does daddy love most of all?
C: ME and all his work mens!!! Daddy really loves to wear his workman clothes too.
S: look at dis' book mama, the dinosaur is stuck in the rocks
but Sam, who does daddy love most of all?
S: MMMMMEEEEEE!

So who is daddy's favorite person ever?
C: YOU mommy, you are a princess, Daddy's princess!
S: pictures
who in the pictures does daddy love Sam?
S: MMMEEEE!

Who is Daddy's best friend?
C: you, Amy. write down your name mom... its A-M-Y
S: pictures

What does Daddy do when he is not working?
C: play with us
S: look mama, i broke it, spiderman's head, i broke it mama....
But Sam, i will fix it, what does daddy like to do?
S: swing with you

Is daddy funny?
C: he likes to laugh at me, loves to play in the fort, and really loves to swim with me, play jokes and more laughing at me
S: Daddy pushed me mama
Why did Daddy push you Sam?
S: 'cause
Were you doing something ugly?
S: eeesss (thats yes) MMEEEAAAANNNN!
why sam, why would you be mean?
S: i hit tucker (thats our black lab)
Oh sam, why would you hit Tucker? poor Tucker.
S: i didn't mama, WHIT DID! (whit is across the room.....bless him!)

So what is the best thing you love about Daddy?
C: just to play with him
S: no more mama, NO!

just for the record How old is mama?
C: 15
S:16

Am i old?
C: no, you aren't old are you mama?
S: uuuhh, huh! old!

Who is mama's best friend?
C: thats easy, Katie because you really love her mama
S: NOOOOO!

What does mama love to eat, like my favorite food?
C: chicken, rice, pasta, noodles, rolls, pizza, grapes, oh you love pineapple, don't you mama?
wow, that is a whole lot more than daddy
C: yes, you like to eat a whole lot!!!

What do i love to do best of all?
C: play outside, you love to be outside
But what do i do out there?
C: you know, you just play with me
S: spank me!

so in conclusion the spankings are leaving a lasting memory- this is fun to do!  If it were not the time of day and glasses of wine later i may have thought of some cuter questions to ask.... Next time

And if you have seen my middle baby in the past couple days.... HERE he is...

debatable if he has taken this shirt off (our uncle chris' shirt from 30plus years ago) and he located his brothers too small undies pile and found the superman underoos and MUST wear them......And show any and everyone he sees!!!