thou shall not steal.

dear robbers (who are robbing my neighbors randomly),
   if and only if you are going to rob ME,  you must take one or TWO of the babies.  I will pick them up later at the local pawn shop.  its a win win situation here.  they are each worth more money than you can possibly imagine... so you will get rich, which i think is your goal, and i will be granted PEACE!!!  thanks for your help.  oh and please take good care of them, they will LOVE the pawn shop.... guns, and more electronics and buttons than they could ever imagine possible.  love their mommy who loves them each more than anything in this world!!! oh and the dogs.... they quite possibly could kill you on the way in.... good luck!